John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I'm retiring in there years guys!!!! I'll be 48 Wait..... Don't wish that shit away..... Stay young forever lol. 48, you're still a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboS1ice Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Oh man I just had a funny thought. Why don't we have Samual L Jackson drill instructor, meets bootcamp. You could totally use the famous lines from Pulp Fiction. So picture Jackson gauging the new recruits as he walks back and fourth. Some recruits are looking at his chest or legs, other's are smerking at him.So thats when Jacson says, describe what I look like to you? And lets say a recruit says, you look like a friend I once knew. Then Jackson says, do I look like a bitch to you? Then the recruit says ahh no. The Jackson says, well then why you eye balling me like a bitch? Recruit has no words but says ahh ahh. Jackson says, ahh ahh English, do you speak it motha f****?OMG that would be priceless, come on guys lets pray a movie like that is made I would totally buy it on blueray LOLThat single scene is probably my number 1 favorite part of any movie, along with goodfellas when Joe Pesci goes and gets his shine box.JimboSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordraw Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Being old beats the hell out of the alternative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regopit Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Now I'm just sitting here watching the blizzard of 2016 come in. I feel bad for you regopit, [emoji51] Baltimore is going to get hammered. ❄️[emoji375]John, Sent from my iPad using TapatalkI'm already tired of this crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 What the hell happened to sunny warm Rhode Islamd with bikini clad beauties walking the boardwalks handing out cold Sam Adams.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Yeah, that Belowssss! Big time. John, Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 The feminist movement happened, now all woman think its degrading to go scantly clad. Oh god forbid woman impress the males, they rather be walking zombie lesbians. :-xI found, "most women" dress to impress other women. That's why if you look at them too long, they call you into HR lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Thats what happens to me when I take viagraThe impressing other women or getting called into HR? HahaJohn, Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruton Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 The impressing other women or getting called into HR? HahaJohn, Sent from my iPad using TapatalkYeah I think it's generally frowned upon to take viagra at work.Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Yeah I think it's generally frowned upon to take viagra at work.Sent from my SM-N900V using TapatalkThen again it depends on the line of work your in! It maybe necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruton Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Then again it depends on the line of work your in! It maybe necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glassey Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Very true. Nice emoji by the way!Sent from my SM-N900V using TapatalkI noticed a lot of women use that emoji? So I guess if they can, so can I? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comp56 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I got Headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt. I no come to work." The boss says, "You know comp56, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and i go to work. You try that." Two hours later comp56 calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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