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  1. Well there you go Pepin. First an innocent question about what is arguably some of the best, most durable work clothing line out there plummets into a cesspit of rectally flatulent mud blowing fart coughs! That's the way we like to roll young man....that's the way we like to roll!!!!!!
  2. Wow. You must've seen my stationary and business cards
  3. Dude....if they make heated gel seats I will never....NEVER....leave the bathroom again. Heck I will retire now, stop dealing with tools (not the good kind of tools but rather the mental rejects I deal with) and sit in the crapper for eight hours a day. I will become one with the porcelain thrown for which I was clearly made to occupy. All hail Chris....lord of porcelain, conqueror of the crapper, Titan of turds.
  4. Wicked cool idea EE. Count me in. We should be able to superimpose our faces in the background. They can bounce around....slide horizontally across the screen...rotate upside down.
  5. Listen guys....this is an important subject with very serious repercussions. God...how I know! If I can offer any help in the iPad toilet debate. You will always be kicked out. But, if you have ever suffered the difficult "OMG...my legs won't move...they've fallen asleep" you can avoid such a terrible moment simply by using the "Poop Stool"!!! Raise your legs!!! Use the natural table your legs create and whilst doing so gravity will help! I've got hours and hours of experience here guys.
  6. Hey guys, although I honestly don't have experience with the Dewalt 20v XR line, I can say they look like really well made tools and they are lighter and more,comfortably gripped (IMHO). I can say I have used Milwaukee's warranty. In my opinion, the Milwaukee warranty service is I unparalleled. I've used it twice. Once for a defective new tool, and once for a broken tool I bought on eBay that was still under five years. No receipt for the second tool. Went online. Printed a FREE postage sheet. Sent the tool with NO RECEIPT. Got the tool back within three days...both brand new replacements. That is GOOD, FAST, PROFESSIONAL customer service in my opinion. Everyone knows I am using Festool,now, but I still have and will always keep my M12 line, and my router. I also have an M18 work light and battery as well as a charger in the event I want to buy a tool again. All because of the warranty service. Now....if they would finally get the white paint issue rectified!!!!!!
  7. In less than five years I can say "thank you idiots....I'm outta here"!
  8. Wow. Those two idiots are why I have such a great job.
  9. Don't use it but love the commercials.
  10. I'm with you guys. I boycotted Irwin. Kinda like Cuba. Kinda like my boss. Kinda like underwear (just kidding...got keep the ladies at bay). Kinda like donuts (hey I'm getting older). Kinda like my ability to talk politics...thanks Barack and Nancy. Thanks. But selling out like Dan says...well Irwin can kiss my lily white New Engalnd A$s
  11. Oh Gawd....one of the obnoxious Dewalt guys I will say, as I have always said...I will always put Milwaukee first but...and this is the kicker, I hate the M18 Sawzall. Their corded tools made the name and they are the best and the Fuel Sawzall is awesome but the standard M18 Sawzall...I hate. Not enough power, no adjustable shoe, not a fan
  12. Plus EVERYONE knows Milwaukee is better.
  13. Holy crap, same lineup as me. Except I got the RO90. Absolutely unbelievable tools Regopit. Good for you man!
  14. I swear....I want to be a cross between Arnie and Clint. Get into da choppa...punk!!!! Did he fire five or six times? We'll in all the confusion I kind of lost track
  15. Come on Carroll!! Do it....get into da choppah if you want to live!!!!! Argggghhhhhh
  16. Wow after seeing that gem I think I'm gonna get me a hog an go fishin' mmmmmhmmm!
  17. Nice find DR. Kinda makes you realize SOMEBODY actually does watch out for us!
  18. Really Dan?!??!? From which ad?!?!?!?!?! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha please please please tell me the Impactor!!!!!
  19. Oh my Gosh! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
  20. What? What? All I'm thinking is it is 4 degrees out but man....I really want a vanilla milkshake.
  21. ChrisK

    EDC Knife

    Actually kind of reminds me of my first girlfriend... All pointy and real flat:)
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