I wholeheartedly agree. But we all know there are fanboys with more money than brains that will say, "But it's Festool and a Special Edition", just like the Syslite. Who cares if it's a piece of crap it's Festool.
Festool has come out with a Special Edition Cooltainer. Available for a limited time starting June 15th. https://www.festoolusa.com/power-tool-accessories/storage-systems/systainers/special-edition-systainer-cooltainer-with-insulated-insert-500652
Any new well and any in protected watersheds in Washington state have to have a meter for "measuring and managing" water usage. You know, for the fish. It's not for tax purposes, yet.
I'm pretty sure that "accidentally dropping" Mrs. Conductor from a roof would get you a beefier version. His names Bubba from cellblock D. I don't think your ass could handle the IPM he puts out though!