Not a blonde joke, but here's one u guys might like. 3 nurses are working in the morgue when they notice a body with a hard on. The first nurse says I just can't pass it up, so she mounts him. When she's done the second nurse says well hell its a waste not to and she mounts him. The 3 nurse is thinking well I'm on my period and probably shouldn't, but decided to anyway. After she is finished the body sits up. 1 of the nurses says oh my god we thought u were dead. He replies I was but after 2 jump starts and a transfusion, I'm alive.