NicholasShetley Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 You could get one of the toilet seats that go in the recieved hitch of your truck. You never know when it will hit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conductor562 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 You could get one of the toilet seats that go in the recieved hitch of your truck. You never know when it will hit.That's awesome! Why have I never seen such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSionnach Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 That's awesome! Why have I never seen such a thing?Two words for you, Cabelas catalog.Greenhorns shittin in the woods, there's a riot for you. I kid you not there was a kid that brought his own ass gaskets. He was quite dissapointed when we broke it to him there was no throne. After the third or fourth day we would invariably get the," My ass is covered in pitch from side sitting on a stump and they're pokey, or, the my log rolls onto my pants/boots how do you shit in the woods?" Shit rolls down hill isn't just a saying, it's a fact that some couldn't figure out without being told. " Lean against the uphill side of a tree, don't sit on a stump they're "pokey" and pitchy. "Well what the hell do you wipe with? I had to cut my sleeves off the last three days." Tip the tin hat, pull out the ziploc survival bag, which among other stuff, contains a flattened partial roll of tp. "Toilet paper's cheaper than shirts." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PT Custom Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 We have porta johns here that are tiled and have vanities and running water and fans but they are very costly. Some of the multi million dollar homes under construction have them. They are mainly rented for outdoor weddings, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conductor562 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Two words for you, Cabelas catalog.Greenhorns shittin in the woods, there's a riot for you. I kid you not there was a kid that brought his own ass gaskets. He was quite dissapointed when we broke it to him there was no throne. After the third or fourth day we would invariably get the," My ass is covered in pitch from side sitting on a stump and they're pokey, or, the my log rolls onto my pants/boots how do you shit in the woods?" Shit rolls down hill isn't just a saying, it's a fact that some couldn't figure out without being told. " Lean against the uphill side of a tree, don't sit on a stump they're "pokey" and pitchy. "Well what the hell do you wipe with? I had to cut my sleeves off the last three days." Tip the tin hat, pull out the ziploc survival bag, which among other stuff, contains a flattened partial roll of tp. "Toilet paper's cheaper than shirts."Every time we ever went camping we took MRE's which came with TP. Not that you needed it after eating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Hey all kidding aside, I keep a roll of paper towels in my cruiser and my truck. You never know when you might have to "pop a be-hotch wit' my Brown Bess ya'll"!!!!!!!!! You know...blow mud, drop trow, make a deuce in a half, fertilize.... Etc etc etc..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang347 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Hey all kidding aside, I keep a roll of paper towels in my cruiser and my truck. You never know when you might have to "pop a be-hotch wit' my Brown Bess ya'll"!!!!!!!!! You know...blow mud, drop trow, make a deuce in a half, fertilize.... Etc etc etc..... Beats prairie dogging it any day!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'm not even going to ask! Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSionnach Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Prairie doggin= turtle headin=poo peekaboo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang347 Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Red knows what I'm talking about............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brien Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 I've learned more sitting on my toilet with an iPhone than I did in 12 years of school.And that's why I don't touch other people's phones! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 And that's why I don't touch other people's phones!Hahahahaha....I learned that stuff too after fourteen years of elementary school! Birds and the bees my Snow White New England A$s!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highdesert Splintermaker Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I do believe this time we've really gotten to the bottom of things! What next? Eureka!! I've got it! What is you favorite toilet paper and why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highdesert Splintermaker Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Yep! like my uncle use to say, "Why be a nuisance? With a little more effort you can be a real stinker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh when I'm squatting wood side I like a nice fresh roll of Scott's TP takes a ripping and keeps on licking . Never go on a hike without it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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