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I see a whole new business opportunity. A store front 12 or so booths and away you go!

 

If that thing could cook and clean who would get married

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I'll be honest I'm not sticking my thing in some non UL listed device made in China. I would be afraid it would either cut or rip it off that would be horrible. The worst part is you get electrocuted from some bad electrical work, and they find you dead slumped over that thing. Hopefully a friend will move you before the authorities arrive. I can't even imagine the jokes Chrisk would make back at the station after seeing some one dead after using one of these.

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Hopefully a friend will move you before the authorities arrive. I can't even imagine the jokes Chrisk would make back at the station after seeing some one dead after using one of these.

 

Really my friends would add to it. Blue Boy mags and what not

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I stuck my thing in a lot of non-UL listed American made "devices".

So far so good. I've yet to contract anything the DR. couldn't fix.

This thing looks promising. It's definitely a safe alternative to child support.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha now that's funny! On the train of thought I should ask Rochester to buy about five hundred of these so my taxes would go down supporting all those "full time employment baby makers"

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Don't let Dan see this or it will show up on the TIA credit card.

 

Eric: Dan what in the hell did you buy for $2,800

 

Dan:Here let me show my review

 

 

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

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That review would be hilarious!

"The included settings offer the user a variety of simulated experiences including:

Junior Prom

Just Married

Married with Children

Nightclub acquaintance

Arkansas Truck Stop"

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